Welcome to Nookie College
In Nookie College, we major in mischief and graduate with honors in pleasure. We’re the home of playful curiosity, grown-up conversations, and the kind of sex ed you actually want to show up for.
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Course Instructors
Sue McGarvie
Head MistressHeadmistress Sue McGarvie is one of Canada’s leading voices in sex, dating, and relationships, with a career spanning over 25 years. As a clinical sex and relationship therapist, broadcaster, and educator, she has dedicated her life to helping people build healthier, more passionate connections.
Dr. Jaxon “No Filter” Cruz
Professor of Pillow Talk & Late-Night ConfessionsA former couples therapist turned intimacy strategist, Dr. Cruz is known for his unfiltered insights and velvet-voiced podcast that once made NPR blush. With a master’s in Erotic Communication (yes, that’s a thing), Jaxon teaches students how to speak the language of seduction—with subtitles if needed. Fluent in sarcasm, safe words, and body language.
Emilie Lanteigne
Author of Don't Fuck on MuteEmilie is a multifaceted professional with a wealth of experience spanning various fields. Among her many talents and interests, she has a background in sex and relationship coaching, with over 20 years of expertise. This diverse background inspired her to write her first novel, I Don’t F on Mute, a multimedia experience that takes the reader on an intense sensory journey.
Professor Mira Devi
Dean of Sensual Science & Multicultural KinkologyMira combines her background in neuroscience and Tantric practice with a deep love of spicy chai and spicier conversation. Raised in both New Delhi and Detroit, she brings global wisdom, a calming presence, and a mean hand at rope art. She has taught consent workshops at Burning Man and Naughty.
Coach Big Mike Thompson
Department of Physical Education and Bedroom BootcampA retired firefighter with a master’s in Human Kinetics and a diploma in Erotic Somatics, Big Mike believes fitness and pleasure go hand in hand—literally. Known for his “Coregasms & Confidence” workout series, he teaches the gym class you actually want to show up for. Also leads Nookie College’s intramural naked Twister league (optional, but recommended).
Dr. Tasha Goldstein
Visiting Professor of Latin Lover Literature & Body Language 101Chair of Ethical Non-Monogamy & Advanced Relationship Mapping Tasha is a polyamorous powerhouse with three degrees, four calendars, and zero tolerance for ghosting. With a an expertise in Conflict Resolution, she’s the brain behind our legendary “Google Calendar & Lube” workshop. Her research focuses on communication hacks for modern lovers—and why group chats aren’t the place to schedule orgies (usually).
“This course gave us the language and tools to start conversations we didn’t even know how to have before. It made exploring non-monogamy exciting instead of scary.”
Mark & Priya N
Students
“I always thought prostate play was intimidating, but this course broke it down step by step. My partner and I had the best experience ever after watching it. Worth every penny!”
Jason M.
Student
“This isn’t just theory... it’s practical, clear, and HOT!!!! My confidence in giving prostate massage went from zero to expert in one evening.”
Lila
Student
“Finally, a real, honest course about oral sex that doesn’t make it awkward or clinical. I walked away with so many new tricks — and my partner noticed immediately.”
Lorraine Raines
Student
“Real talk, great people, no pressure. This is the sex ed I never knew I needed.”
David Owens
Designer
“Met my partner here. Can we get extra credit for that?”
Tom Hurley
Content Creator
“Emilie’s style is super fun and relatable. I felt like I was learning from a friend, not a lecture. The tips on anticipation and touch blew my mind.”
Rachael A.
Developer
“This course gave me the confidence to go from nervous to totally in control. The explicit demos were tasteful and incredibly helpful.”
Bianca
Student
“I used to overthink every date. After this course, I feel relaxed, confident, and more authentic. I finally got a second date with someone I really like!”
