Welcome to
Nookie College
Your School for Naughty Knowledge
Where the only thing more stimulating than the curriculum is the student body.
Top Nookie Instructors
Dr. Jaxon “No Filter” Cruz
Professor of Pillow Talk & Late-Night ConfessionsA former couples therapist turned intimacy strategist, Dr. Cruz is known for his unfiltered insights and velvet-voiced podcast that once made NPR blush. With a master’s in Erotic Communication (yes, that’s a thing), Jaxon teaches students how to speak the language of seduction—with subtitles if needed. Fluent in sarcasm, safe words, and body language.
Señor Alejandro Rivera
Visiting Professor of Latin Lover Literature & Body Language 101He is straight out of every romantic fantasy (with Fabio hair), Alejandro teaches the art of the slow burn: eye contact, whispered Spanish, and how to flirt without saying a word. With a background in theatre, linguistics, and erotic poetry, he insists students take notes with both hands. He also runs the wildly popular elective “The Power of the Pause.”
Professor Mira Devi
Dean of Sensual Science & Multicultural KinkologyMira combines her background in neuroscience and Tantric practice with a deep love of spicy chai and spicier conversation. Raised in both New Delhi and Detroit, she brings global wisdom, a calming presence, and a mean hand at rope art. She has taught consent workshops at Burning Man and Naughty.
Coach Big Mike Thompson
Department of Physical Education and Bedroom BootcampA retired firefighter with a master’s in Human Kinetics and a diploma in Erotic Somatics, Big Mike believes fitness and pleasure go hand in hand—literally. Known for his “Coregasms & Confidence” workout series, he teaches the gym class you actually want to show up for. Also leads Nookie College’s intramural naked Twister league (optional, but recommended).
Dr. Evangeline Hart
Professor of Queer Theory, Boundaries & BadasseryEvangeline is a proud nonbinary academic who holds degrees in Gender Studies and Social Work. They’re the reason the faculty handbook has a safe word section. A fierce advocate for inclusivity, pleasure equity, and kink-positive mental health, they teach students how to unlearn shame and rewrite their own intimate narratives—with glitter and data.
Dr. Tasha Goldstein
Visiting Professor of Latin Lover Literature & Body Language 101Chair of Ethical Non-Monogamy & Advanced Relationship Mapping Tasha is a polyamorous powerhouse with three degrees, four calendars, and zero tolerance for ghosting. With a an expertise in Conflict Resolution, she’s the brain behind our legendary “Google Calendar & Lube” workshop. Her research focuses on communication hacks for modern lovers—and why group chats aren’t the place to schedule orgies (usually).
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Welcome to Nookie College
Life moves pretty fast… if you don’t stop and take your pants off once in a while, you might just miss it.”
In Nookie College, we major in mischief and graduate with honors in pleasure. We’re the home of playful curiosity, grown-up conversations, and the kind of sex ed you actually want to show up for.
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Forget the cringe-worthy high school health class
At Nookie College, we believe that pleasure, passion, and connection deserve way better press. That’s why we’ve built a community where sexy, smart adults can explore their desires, expand their knowledge, and maybe even find a new lab partner (or two).Whether you’re newly curious, seasoned and saucy, or just tired of vanilla—this is your campus. The vibe is Animal House meets TEDx, but everyone here actually gets consent.
From our “campus radio station” Turned On with Sue and John podcast, to classes at AdultEdConnect.com, to weekend mischief in our Duckling Dorm (where you can make a profile to tell fellow dorm inhabitants about yourself) we’ve curated the full Nookie College experience—online and in real life.
Welcome to Nookie College
Sue McGarvie (aka SexWithSue.com) is a clinical sex and relationship therapist, national media personality, and founder of Nookie College.
She’s spent over 32 years helping people get turned on, tuned in, and totally themselves in the bedroom. She’s cheeky, wise, and probably more fun than your favorite ex.
We have a whole bunch of amazing instructors that will teach you everything you need to know to have potential partners writing your name on bathroom walls”
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